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Heightened Views of a Short Man III

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I'm tired of telling y'all that the H.V.S.M series ain't a real post. It's been two weeks since my last post - I've been kinda ill. Benue Housewives   ;) I've been trying to expand my already large social circle but rather than let in any T.D.H I'm only gonna allow guys that are from Benue state... Whenever I meet some new guy, the first thing I ask him is, "Where are you from?" If he says, "Benue". I'm like, "We should be friends... good friends". :D + I've been trying to convince my female friends to marry guys from Benue. You're probably starting to wonder what's so special about guys from Benue, shey? Well sometime ago, I overheard some women discussing, they were saying something about how Benue people are soooo hospitable; by that I mean whenever a (male) guest visits, they would offer their housewife as "Kola" to the guest :D But the odd thing is that; in the wake of feminism an...