Femi Uncensored

7:45pm. Highrise, University of Lagos.  Over 60 people turned up for what was meant to be a low key birthday party. I don't even know the birthday boy, buh he must be some fucking popular-jingo. It had just stopped drizzling, so I stepped out with a number of friends to chain-smoke some joints I brought along. Puff, pass, talk and laugh. Jokes tend to be unusually funnier when you're high. A while later, six of us crammed ourselves into a friend's car and headed for New Hall. I just wanted to sleeeeep! I wolfed down my favorite not-so-fast food - bread and fried eggs. And slept the instant my back touched the bed - perfect bliss. In dreamland - a party was going on in my head and the DJ was playing Kanye West's Black Skinhead, buh why the hell was he repeating the song? Oh shit! It was my phone ringing...

NOTE : [This is not a real post] During the weekend, while some of y'all were on a date with your sweethearts, I was alone in my father's house under the ministration of the spirits... McDowells to be precise. On Gay/Lesbian The first time I heard the media talk about homosexuals, I was like "Naah... that's a white man's problem, we are Africans (Nigerians esp.) are too culturally refined to exchange to exchange pussy for a Nigga's arse! In fact our ancestors loved pussy so much they had to marry many wives... I see myself as a neo-polygamist. But then shit got real! Gay Niggas all over the place! *sighs* Now... Lesbians! :D Err.. We all know girls are such cute emotional creatures, they love to talk, cuddle and be touched. So it's excusable when they do all that with each other. From my McDowells-inspired perspective; I don't think lesbians sex is bad. TF am I saying? That shii turns me on! But the only thing that saddens me is when two...