Femi Uncensored

Writer || Cypher_HD "He never understands", she thought as she listened to 25 Adele's latest album with the rain thundering in the background. It had been raining since she left work and she got home drenched. The power had gone out as it usually does when it rained and she had exhausted her laptop charge watching her new favourite series " Two and a half men " and now she was stuck with thoughts she didn't want to have and desires the silly cold was amplifying by the second. It had been two days and six hours since she last had him (yes, her vagina keeps track of time) and about an hour later he stormed out of her house simply because she joked about him being a pussy for not going up to an hour straight. Not that the sex wasn't great,  it was fantastic in fact, but some silly twitter joke about lasting time just popped up and Mr serious pants doesn't never gets twitter jokes. So tonight she was going to have to satisfy this ache in...

I peered out the window as the taxi cruised its way through the town’s main street. I tried to reconcile the pictures in my head with the changes I saw in my head. The main street had been expanded and is about twice its previous width. The local government complex was wearing new paints. “New coats, same folks.” The driver snickered. I had the feeling that it wasn’t the first time he had cracked the joke.  The small maternity home where my mom worked now featured a large adjoined one storey hospital. Even St. Peters comprehensive college, my alma mater had a large billboard that proudly announced its name. Damn, I miss home! I thought. Little changes they might seem but the effect was huge on me. I have spent the last 9 months, far away, in the dusty villages of conflict ridden Sudan. I was one of the Nigerian soldiers selected to partake in the UN peacekeeping mission in Sudan. I miss my family, not that there was many left to call “family” except my mum. Dad had...