UNILAG GTBANK TO CHARGE LOVERS AND SELFIE-TAKERS

The management of GTBank Unilag branch has decided to start billing lovers and selfie-takers for the use and abuse of its aesthetic facilities. This was after the bank noticed that majority of the people who throng to the bank do not actually engage in any business transaction with the bank, but rather engage in frivolous activities such as posing for selfies or group pictures or cuddling, kissing etc.

It has been observed that the beautifully designed bank has become the number one choice of rendezvous for lovers. Every evening, these love-birds can be seen sitting in twos, in front of the bank's waterfall, cuddling, arm-in-arm.

The other category of people to be billed by the bank is the "Selfie-freaks". These set of people are usually sighted everywhere on the bank's perimeter posing (often times awkwardly) for the camera.

It is of the bank's view that this new policy will curb all 'un-bank-like activities' and ensure that people come to the bank for the sole purpose of business transaction.

[DISCLAIMER]

The write-up is the fictional work of a Writer, who is upset at the fact that he is yet to take a girl out on a date to UNILAG GTBank. :p 

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@Son_OfA_Witch