Heightened Views of a Short Man I

Note: This is not a real post. What you're about to read is some random shii that came to my mind after 3 cans of Orijin and one ref.

On Twitter

So shii got me in that 7th realm, thinking out loud. I was like, can we go back to the good ol' days when the only thing we argued about on Twitter was "Wiz Kid vs Davido" or my favorite, "Boobs or Ass" (I'm #TeamAss) :D Good ol' days when twitfight was the shit and tweeps were dropping nudes on tha TL like mixtape. Days when I had to forsake Facebook when Dad sent me a friend request and Twitter was my only solace... But what do we have now? PUBLICISTS, PROMOTERS & HASHTAG TRENDERS! Everyone's into PR n shii, even those with less than 1k followers. Can't see a tweet without some stup!d hashtag! Err...buh then guys must chop sha!

On Unilag Girls and Roads

Have you ever seen a UNILAG girl cross the road before? Think about that while I open another can of chilled Orijin *sips* Ehn Ehn... The thought that comes to my mind when I see Unilag girls cross the campus roads is probably why God is yet to bless me with a car... woulda sent a number of 'em to Igbobi. A typical Unilag babe would take her time while crossing the road on campus (esp. that New Hall bus stop) she ensures that the driver sees her swinging yansh, some would even flash him a smile... Now take that same Unilag babe to Yaba and watch how she will cross the road!

On Election

Elections coming and everyone's acting crazy. Campaign posters everywhere, you can't stand still in Lagos for 5mins; someone might just paste one on your face! Families are divided between the two major political parties. I wake up most morning to a fresh political arguement between my father and I. The nation is divided between the two major political parties APC and PDP. I even heard there are some other presidential candidates... Abeg which country are those ones contesting for?

P.S: Heightened Views of a Short Man (H.V.S.M) is a series I intend to keep writing as long as alcohol is cheaper than varsity textbooks.

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